A La Orden Lime Mayo Sandwich Spread — ENGINEERED

Name: A La Orden Lime Mayo Sandwich Spread
Brand: A La Orden

Munch or Dump rates A La Orden Lime Mayo Sandwich Spread by A La Orden ENGINEERED — score 30/90.

Note the label: it's a 'sandwich spread,' not mayo — because water is the second ingredient and xanthan gum is doing the impression of richness. The lime arrives as concentrate with 'natural flavor' backing vocals, and disodium EDTA plus potassium sorbate keep the whole act shelf-stable. Classic condiment engineering: dilute, thicken, flavor, preserve.

Why this verdict

Water second plus xanthan gum — the product is diluted oil emulsion thickened back to mayo texture
Refined canola oil base with added sugar in a savory condiment
Two-preservative system (potassium sorbate + disodium EDTA) — built for shelf life, not the fridge door
Lime flavor comes from concentrate propped up by unnamed 'natural flavor'
Flavoring and texture stabilizers — more formulated than it appears

Ingredients (12)

CANOLA OIL (moderate) — Refined vegetable oil.
Water (safe) — Used as a basic ingredient in bread.
egg yolk (safe) — Natural emulsifier binding the fat and water.
DISTILLED VINEGAR (safe) — Acid for tang and preservation.
Sugar (moderate) — Added for sweetness, can contribute to calorie content.
Salt (moderate) — Used in moderation, might exceed necessary amount.
Lime Juice Concentrate (safe) — Concentrated real lime juice for acidity and to slow browning.
Xanthan Gum (moderate) — Industrial thickener.
Potassium Sorbate (moderate) — Preservative for shelf life.
mustard flour (safe) — Spice for flavor and emulsification; benign.
Natural flavor (moderate) — Undisclosed flavor blend; minor but not fully transparent.
disodium edta (moderate) — Synthetic chelating agent added to protect flavor and prevent rancidity — a clear ultra-processing marker.