Bakery Fresh Goodness Easter Colossal Brownie — DUMP
Munch or Dump rates Bakery Fresh Goodness Easter Colossal Brownie by Bakery Fresh Goodness DUMP — score 20/90.
Sugar is the #1 ingredient, sitting on bleached refined flour, two refined oils, corn syrup solids, artificial flavor, and caramel color. This is a lab-built dessert, not a bakery treat.
Why this verdict
- Sugar is the #1 ingredient, ahead of everything else
- Hyper-palatable triad: added sugar + refined oils + bleached refined flour
- Two added sweeteners (sugar + corn syrup solids) stack the sugar load
- Caramel color and artificial flavor add zero nutrition, pure cosmetics
- Bleached, enriched flour means the grain was stripped then patched with synthetic vitamins
Ingredients (8)
- Sugar (moderate) — Added sugar sitting ahead of cocoa; the main flavor driver here.
- Enriched bleached wheat flour (moderate) — Refined and bleached; fiber and most nutrients stripped, then a few synthetic vitamins added back.
- Palm Oil (moderate) — Refined oil added for mouthfeel; high in saturated fat with no whole-food benefit.
- corn syrup solids (moderate) — Third sweetener; dried glucose syrup with no nutritional value.
- cocoa processed with alkali (moderate) — Dutched cocoa for color and mild flavor, but alkalizing strips most of the antioxidant flavanols.
- Soybean Oil (moderate) — Refined high-omega-6 seed oil used to fake creaminess
- Artificial Flavor) (concerning) — Lab-synthesized flavor doing the vanilla's job; a clear sign there's little to no real vanilla.
- caramel color (moderate) — Cosmetic coloring with no nutritional value, can contain 4-MEI
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