Carib Lager — BULLSHIT

Munch or Dump rates Carib Lager by Carib BULLSHIT — score 0/90.

Alcohol is the primary health concern here, and marketing this 5% beer as 'all natural' and 'premium' dresses up a Group 1 carcinogen as a wholesome choice.

Why this verdict

• Alcohol (5% ABV) is the primary health concern — a Group 1 carcinogen and pure empty calories
• Marketed as 'all natural ingredients,' which whitewashes a carcinogenic alcoholic drink
• Added sugar in the brew, on top of the alcohol's own empty calories
• 'Premium' framing sells indulgence as quality — it's still just beer

Ingredients (5)

• Water (safe) — First ingredient by weight; this pudding is mostly water, not milk.
• Malt (malted barley) (moderate) — The fermentable sugar source; fine in itself but feeds the alcohol production.
• Sugar (moderate) — Added sugar sitting ahead of cocoa; the main flavor driver here.
• Hops (safe) — Natural flower that adds bitterness and aroma; contains some plant antioxidants but in trivial amounts here.
• Alcohol (ethanol, 5% ABV) (harmful) — The dominant health factor. Ethanol is a Group 1 carcinogen, empty calories, and a liver/sleep/heart stressor regardless of how 'clean' the rest of the list is.