Chocolatey Cats Cookies For People — ENGINEERED
Munch or Dump rates Chocolatey Cats Cookies For People by Trader Joe's ENGINEERED — score 30/90.
Refined flour and two sugars up top, palm oil, and a double dose of emulsifiers. Built to be snackable, not nourishing.
Why this verdict
- Refined enriched flour is the #1 ingredient, sugar #2
- Two added sweeteners stacked: sugar plus invert syrup
- Hyper-palatable triad present: refined starch + sugar + palm oil
- Two emulsifiers stacked (mono/diglycerides + soy lecithin)
- Ultra-processed (NOVA 4), engineered for craving not nutrition
Ingredients (11)
- unbleached enriched flour (moderate) — Refined wheat flour with the bran and germ stripped, then re-fortified with a few synthetic vitamins. Fast carbohydrate, low fiber.
- Sugar (moderate) — Added for sweetness, can contribute to calorie content.
- Defatted cocoa powder (processed with alkali) (moderate) — Dutch-processed cocoa for color and flavor; alkali processing strips most of the beneficial flavanols.
- invert syrup (moderate) — A third sweetener that keeps the cookie soft.
- Palm Oil (moderate) — Saturated-fat-heavy oil used in the crust.
- WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR (safe) — Adds a little fiber and whole-grain content.
- Natural flavour (moderate) — Undefined flavouring - a processing marker with no nutritional value.
- Sodium Bicarbonate (safe) — Standard baking leavener.
- Salt (moderate) — Used in moderation, might exceed necessary amount.
- Vegetable mono and diglycerides (moderate) — Emulsifier that holds the reconstituted texture together; can hide trans fats.
- Soy Lecithin (safe) — Common emulsifier, generally benign in these amounts.