Country Club Ice Cream — DUMP
Munch or Dump rates Country Club Ice Cream by Country Club DUMP — score 20/90.
Budget ice cream loaded with two corn syrups plus a stack of gums, emulsifiers, polysorbate 80 and carrageenan — engineered cheap, not made simple.
Why this verdict
- Two corn syrups (corn syrup + high fructose corn syrup) added on top of sugar — three sweetener sources
- Polysorbate 80 and carrageenan, gut-irritating emulsifiers/stabilizers linked to inflammation
- Four thickeners stacked: cellulose gel, guar gum, cellulose gum, locust bean gum
- Artificial flavor and annatto color instead of real ingredients doing the work
- Cheap fillers replace the cream that should give the texture
Ingredients (16)
- Milk (safe) — Whole dairy milk, a natural source of protein, calcium, and fat.
- cream (moderate) — Real dairy fat, the one genuinely good base here, but heavily outnumbered.
- Sugar (moderate) — Added sugar sitting ahead of cocoa; the main flavor driver here.
- Corn Syrup (concerning) — Cheap glucose syrup; pure added sugar with no nutrition, here as the second-largest ingredient.
- High Fructose Corn Syrup (concerning) — A second refined sweetener stacked on the first; fructose load is linked to fatty liver and metabolic strain.
- Whey (safe) — Milk protein byproduct used for texture; harmless.
- BUTTERMILK (safe) — A small amount of real dairy, mostly for flavor and the 'butter' association.
- Cellulose gel (moderate) — Another processed cellulose bulking/stabilizing agent.
- Guar Gum (moderate) — Thickener to fake creaminess; fine in small amounts but a marker of cheap formulation.
- Cellulose Gum (moderate) — Processed wood-pulp fiber used as a cheap bulking thickener; texture filler, not food.
- Mono & diglycerides (concerning) — Processed-fat emulsifier, appears twice; a hidden source of trans fats.
- Locust Bean Gum (safe) — Plant stabilizer; controls ice crystals.
- POLYSORBATE 80 (concerning) — Synthetic detergent-emulsifier shown in studies to disrupt gut microbiota and the mucus barrier.
- Carrageenan (concerning) — Seaweed-derived stabilizer linked to intestinal inflammation in animal studies.
- Artificial Flavor) (concerning) — Lab-synthesized flavor doing the vanilla's job; a clear sign there's little to no real vanilla.
- annatto (safe) — Natural colour from achiote seed; cosmetic, no nutritional point, rare allergen.