Crescent Flaky Butter Dinner Rolls — DUMP
Munch or Dump rates Crescent Flaky Butter Dinner Rolls by Crescent DUMP — score 17/90.
Bleached white-flour dough loaded with refined oils, two sugars, aluminum leavening, a stack of emulsifiers, TBHQ, and artificial dyes Yellow 5 and Yellow 6 — and there's no actual butter in the 'butter' rolls.
Why this verdict
- Artificial dyes Yellow 5 and Yellow 6 plus caramel color — cosmetic only
- Enriched BLEACHED flour plus sugar and dextrose: refined carbs with two sweeteners
- Refined palm/soybean/cottonseed oils stand in for real butter
- Stacked emulsifiers and stabilizers (propylene glycol alginate, sodium stearoyl lactylate, alginate, xanthan) plus TBHQ preservative
- Aluminum-based leavening agents throughout the dough
Ingredients (18)
- ENRICHED BLEACHED FLOUR (caution) — Chemically bleached refined flour — stripped grain, fast starch.
- Vegetable oils (palm, soybean and/or cottonseed) (moderate) — Cheap refined oils standing in for butter; high in omega-6, heavily processed.
- Sugar (moderate) — Added for sweetness, can contribute to calorie content.
- Dextrose (caution) — Second added sweetener.
- Leavening (sodium aluminum phosphate, aluminum sulfate) (concerning) — Aluminum-based leaveners leave a metallic load you don't need in food.
- Natural and Artificial Flavors (caution) — Undisclosed lab flavoring - the artificial half signals engineering.
- Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate (caution) — Dough and cream conditioner — another engineered emulsifier.
- propylene glycol alginate (caution) — Industrial stabilizer manufacturing the 'creamy' texture.
- sodium alginate (moderate) — Seaweed-derived thickener.
- Xanthan Gum (moderate) — Industrial thickener.
- TBHQ (caution) — Synthetic antioxidant preservative; flagged for concern at higher intakes.
- Potassium Sorbate (moderate) — Preservative for shelf life.
- yellow 5 (avoid) — Artificial dye linked to sensitivity in some people; unnecessary here.
- yellow 6 (avoid) — Synthetic azo dye used purely for color.
- caramel color (caution) — Artificial coloring for a browned look, no nutritional purpose.
- autolyzed yeast extract (moderate) — Another glutamate source layered on top of MSG and yeast extract.
- wheat gluten (safe) — Naturally occurring in wheat, adds elasticity.
- Salt (moderate) — Used in moderation, might exceed necessary amount.