David Fudge Brownie Protein Bar — ENGINEERED
Munch or Dump rates David Fudge Brownie Protein Bar by David ENGINEERED — score 35/90.
Same engineered chassis as the rest of the David line, in a fudge-brownie coat. The 28g protein, 150 calories, and near-zero fat come from collagen padding and EPG, a synthetic fat the body cannot digest, with four sweeteners doing the flavor work. The macros are impressive precisely because they are manufactured rather than nutritional.
Why this verdict
- NOVA 4 built on EPG, a synthetic non-digestible fat replacer that manufactures the near-zero-fat calorie count
- Collagen pads the 28g protein claim with an incomplete protein challenged in a class-action over David's protein math
- Four stacked sweeteners (maltitol + allulose + sucralose + acesulfame potassium) deliver 0g sugar
- Soluble corn fiber, tapioca starch, glycerin, and soy lecithin engineer the dense fudge-brownie texture
- Whey and milk protein isolate are legitimately good, but the formula is optimized for a macro label, not for eating
Ingredients (11)
- Milk protein isolate (safe) — Complete, high-quality dairy protein and the real protein core.
- collagen (moderate) — Incomplete protein used to pad the protein count; weak for muscle synthesis.
- egg white (safe) — Complete protein and an egg allergen.
- maltitol (caution) — Sugar alcohol that still raises blood sugar and is a well-known cause of bloating and diarrhea at bar-sized doses.
- ALLULOSE (safe) — Rare sugar with minimal glycemic impact; generally well tolerated.
- soluble corn fiber (moderate) — Isolated fiber syrup used to bulk fiber and texture; can cause bloating in larger amounts.
- modified plant fat (EPG) (caution) — Esterified propoxylated glycerol, a synthetic non-digestible fat that fakes fat mouthfeel with near-zero calories; can cause GI effects.
- Dutch process cocoa powder (safe) — Alkalized cocoa carrying the brownie flavor.
- Natural and Artificial Flavor (moderate) — Includes artificial flavoring behind the fudge taste.
- Sucralose (caution) — Artificial sweetener 600x sweeter than sugar. Calorie-free but keeps the palate trained on intense sweetness and may affect gut bacteria.
- Acesulfame Potassium (caution) — Second artificial sweetener stacked with sucralose.
Healthier alternatives
- RXBAR Chocolate Sea Salt Protein Bar
- Chocolate Sea Salt RXBAR
- Peanut Butter Protein Bar
- RXBAR Blueberry Protein Bar
- Peanut Butter Perfect Bar