Dr. Oetker FunFoods Pizza Topping Sauce — BULLSHIT

Munch or Dump rates Dr. Oetker FunFoods Pizza Topping Sauce by Dr. Oetker BULLSHIT — score 0/90.

The label brags 'No Preservatives Added,' but there's a preservative (INS211, sodium benzoate) sitting right in the ingredient list. That's a flat contradiction, and sugar outranks the cheese you're being sold on.

Why this verdict

• 'No Preservatives Added' on the pack, but INS211 (sodium benzoate) is right there in the list
• Sugar is the #2 ingredient, ahead of the 1% 'real cheese' it's marketed on
• Refined soybean oil plus added sugar make this more candy than vegetable
• Synthetic antioxidant INS319 (TBHQ) and acidity regulators round out the additive stack

Ingredients (14)

• Water (safe) — Inert; just adjusts texture.
• Tomato paste (26%) (safe) — The one genuinely good part — real tomato with lycopene.
• Sugar (concerning) — Added refined sugar, listed high - spikes blood sugar with no nutrition.
• Refined Soyabean Oil (moderate) — Highly refined seed oil; adds fat and calories with little nutrition.
• Milk Solids (moderate) — Dairy base; adds protein and fat but heavily concentrated and calorie-dense in this format.
• Onions (safe) — Whole vegetable; prebiotic fiber and antioxidants.
• Iodised Salt (safe) — Adds sodium and iodine; minor amount.
• Vegetables (2.8%) (safe) — The 'loaded with veggies' claim rests on under 3% actual vegetables.
• Mixed Spices (safe) — Flavoring, benign.
• Cheese (1%) (safe) — The 'real cheese' selling point is a token 1%.
• Acidity Regulators (INS260, INS330) (safe) — Acetic and citric acid — common, low concern.
• Preservative (INS211) (concerning) — Sodium benzoate — a preservative, directly contradicting the 'No Preservatives Added' claim.
• Herbs (safe) — Flavoring, benign.
• Antioxidant (INS319) (concerning) — TBHQ, a synthetic antioxidant used to stabilize refined oils; not something you want stacked in.