Egg Custard Tarts — ENGINEERED
Munch or Dump rates Egg Custard Tarts by sainsbury ENGINEERED — score 30/90.
Four separate sugars and three palm fats stacked into a refined-flour pastry. The 'free range egg' branding distracts from a hyper-palatable sugar-and-fat dessert built for craving.
Why this verdict
- Four distinct sugars: caster sugar, icing sugar, dried glucose syrup, dextrose
- Three palm fats stacked: palm oil, palm stearin, palm kernel oil — heavy saturated fat
- Refined sugar + refined oil + refined flour = hyper-palatable triad built for craving
- Egg is only 16%; sugars and refined flour dominate the formula
- NOVA 4 ultra-processed pastry, ~9.5g fat and 29g carbs per tart
Ingredients (17)
- British Cows' Milk (safe) — Real dairy base, fine in moderation.
- Fortified wheat flour (moderate) — Refined white flour with added calcium, iron and B-vitamins; the dominant ingredient, so this is a refined-carb food that spikes blood sugar.
- Free Range Pasteurised Egg (16%) (safe) — Genuine egg, good protein, but only 16% of the product.
- Caster Sugar (moderate) — Added refined sugar, first of four sweeteners.
- Icing Sugar (moderate) — Powdered sugar; primary sweetener in the shell.
- Dried Glucose Syrup (concerning) — Added sugar with no business in a savoury salmon dish.
- Palm Oil (moderate) — Saturated-fat-heavy oil used in the crust.
- PALM STEARIN (moderate) — The hardest, most saturated palm fraction, used for texture.
- rapeseed oil (safe) — A source of healthy fats and often used in cooking.
- British Cream (Cows' Milk) (safe) — Real cream, adds saturated fat and richness.
- Palm Kernel Oil (moderate) — Extremely saturated tropical fat used for the fudge coating's snap.
- nutmeg (safe) — Natural spice.
- Flavourings (moderate) — Undisclosed added flavor compounds engineered to mimic BBQ ribs.
- Dextrose (caution) — Second added sweetener.
- Colour: Mixed Carotenes (safe) — Natural carotene colour for the custard's yellow.
- Salt (moderate) — Used in moderation, might exceed necessary amount.
- Nutmeg Extract (safe) — Concentrated spice flavour.