Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise (India, Eggless) — ENGINEERED

Name: Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise (India, Eggless)
Brand: Hellmann's

Munch or Dump rates Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise (India, Eggless) by Hellmann's ENGINEERED — score 30/90.

A refined-soybean-oil emulsion built on sugar, two modified-starch thickeners, a synthetic 'nature-identical' flavour, and a preservative-plus-sequestrant stack. It's a lab-built condiment, not real food.

Why this verdict

Refined soybean oil is the #1 ingredient — pro-inflammatory omega-6 seed oil base
Two modified starches (E1442, E1450) fake the creaminess egg yolk normally provides
Added sugar sits at #3, ahead of the vinegar and lemon
'Nature identical' flavouring means synthetic, lab-made flavour, not real spice
Preservative (E202) plus EDTA sequestrant (E385) round out an additive stack

Ingredients (12)

Refined Soybean Oil (fortified with Vitamin A & D) (moderate) — Highly refined seed oil, very calorie-dense and the dominant ingredient; the vitamin fortification is a minor perk on top of a lot of refined fat.
Water (safe) — Added back as a filler/texture agent; harmless but dilutes.
Sugar (concerning) — Added sugar, third by weight, feeds yeast and adds sweetness with no nutritional benefit.
Thickener E1442 (hydroxypropyl distarch phosphate) (moderate) — Chemically modified starch used to fake a creamy, stable texture without egg; a hallmark of ultra-processing.
Thickener E1450 (starch sodium octenylsuccinate) (moderate) — Second modified starch acting as emulsifier in place of egg yolk; stacked processing aid.
Natural vinegar (safe) — Acid for tang and mild preservation; a genuinely simple ingredient.
Iodised Salt (safe) — Small amount for flavor balance; iodine is beneficial.
Spices & Condiments (safe) — Flavoring blend; minor and generally benign.
lemon juice concentrate (safe) — Minor acidity/pH adjuster, benign.
Preservative E202 (potassium sorbate) (moderate) — Synthetic preservative to extend shelf life; generally recognized as safe but a marker of processed food.
Nature-Identical & Natural Flavouring Substances (moderate) — Lab-made and extracted flavors doing the work real ingredients should.
Sequestrant (E385, calcium disodium EDTA) (moderate) — Chelating agent that binds metals to stop the oil going rancid; a purely functional additive.

Healthier alternatives

Chosen Foods Classic Avocado Oil Mayo
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