Miracle Whip Dressing — ENGINEERED

Name: Miracle Whip Dressing
Brand: Miracle Whip

Munch or Dump rates Miracle Whip Dressing by Miracle Whip ENGINEERED — score 30/90.

A lab-built mayo substitute: refined soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, and modified cornstarch stacked together for a hyper-palatable spread.

Why this verdict

Hyper-palatable triad: soybean oil + high-fructose corn syrup + modified cornstarch
High-fructose corn syrup is the #3 ingredient — added sugar in a savory spread
Modified cornstarch fakes the texture of real fat
NOVA 4 ultra-processed; built in a plant, not a kitchen
Potassium sorbate preservative for long shelf life

Water (safe) — Bulking agent that keeps this a low-fat spread; inert.
Soybean Oil (moderate) — Refined, high-omega-6 seed oil that forms the bulk of the fat; industrially processed, not cold-pressed.
High Fructose Corn Syrup (concerning) — Refined liquid sugar; drives a rapid blood-sugar spike and adds empty calories with no nutrition.
vinegar (safe) — The acid used to curdle the milk into curds. Traditional, harmless coagulant.
modified cornstarch (concerning) — Industrial thickener used to mimic the mouthfeel of fat; a marker of ultra-processing.
eggs (safe) — A real food ingredient providing some protein
Salt (moderate) — Adds sodium; fine in moderation but the main reason to watch portion size.
Natural flavor (moderate) — Undefined proprietary flavoring; signals engineered taste over real ingredients.
mustard flour (safe) — Spice for flavor and emulsification; benign.
Potassium Sorbate (moderate) — Synthetic preservative to extend shelf life; generally recognized as safe but not a clean-label ingredient.
Paprika (safe) — Natural spice used for a hint of color and flavor.
spice (safe) — Generic seasoning blend; harmless.
dried garlic (safe) — Dehydrated seasoning for flavor.