Mrs. Paul's Garlic Herb Cod — DUMP
Munch or Dump rates Mrs. Paul's Garlic Herb Cod by Mrs. Paul's DUMP — score 17/90.
Real cod buried under a lab-built breading: bleached flour, palm oil, three modified starches, three sweeteners, and a stack of additives across 30+ ingredients.
Why this verdict
- 30+ ingredients, almost all in the breading rather than the fish
- Three different modified starches stacked to bind the coating
- Three sweetener sources: sugar, dextrose, and corn syrup solids
- Bleached wheat flour and palm oil are the breading base
- Yeast extract and natural flavor doing the heavy palatability lifting
Ingredients (20)
- Cod (fish) (safe) — Lean whole-food protein, the one genuinely good thing here.
- bleached wheat flour (moderate) — Refined, bleached flour with no fiber.
- Palm Oil (moderate) — Saturated-fat-heavy oil used in the crust.
- Soybean Oil (moderate) — Refined vegetable oil for body and mouthfeel.
- MODIFIED POTATO STARCH (moderate) — A second modified starch in the batter coating.
- Modified Corn Starch (moderate) — Thickener/stabilizer that gives the sauce body.
- modified food starch (moderate) — Industrial thickener that gives the condensed texture; a processing marker.
- Sugar (moderate) — Added for sweetness, can contribute to calorie content.
- Dextrose (caution) — Second added sweetener.
- corn syrup solids (caution) — One of four sweetener sources.
- YEAST EXTRACT (moderate) — A hidden source of free glutamate, stacked with MSG for umami.
- Natural flavor (moderate) — Undisclosed flavor blend; minor but not fully transparent.
- gum arabic (safe) — Natural gum used to bind seasoning to the chip.
- Leavening (sodium bicarbonate, sodium aluminum phosphate, sodium acid pyrophosphate) (moderate) — Chemical leaveners; aluminum phosphate adds dietary aluminum and sodium.
- Whey (safe) — Milk protein for body.
- Tomato Powder (safe) — Minor flavor and color addition; present in small amounts.
- GARLIC POWDER (safe) — Real seasoning.
- ONION POWDER (safe) — Dried aromatic for flavor.
- Concentrated Lemon Juice (safe) — Additional acidity.
- Salt (moderate) — Used in moderation, might exceed necessary amount.