Original Sloppy Joe Sauce — ENGINEERED
Munch or Dump rates Original Sloppy Joe Sauce by Manwich ENGINEERED — score 30/90.
A tomato base hijacked by two corn-derived sweeteners plus added sugar, with gums doing the body work. Three sweetness sources stacked into a savory sauce push this into engineered territory.
Why this verdict
- High fructose corn syrup is the #2 ingredient, ahead of any seasoning
- Three distinct sweeteners stacked: HFCS, corn syrup, and added sugar
- 7g sugar crammed into a tiny 1/4-cup serving of a savory sauce
- Two stabilizer gums (guar + xanthan) prop up cheap, watery puree
- NOVA 4 ultra-processed; real vegetables are under 2%
Ingredients (15)
- Tomato puree (water, tomato paste) (safe) — Real tomato base — the bulk of the jar and a source of lycopene.
- High Fructose Corn Syrup (caution) — The dominant sweetener and second ingredient; drives the sugar load.
- DISTILLED VINEGAR (safe) — Acid for tang and preservation.
- Corn Syrup (caution) — Added sugar baked into the crust.
- Salt (moderate) — Used in moderation, might exceed necessary amount.
- Sugar (moderate) — Added for sweetness, can contribute to calorie content.
- carrot fiber (safe) — Added fiber/bulking agent. Neutral.
- Dried Green and Red Bell Peppers (safe) — The actual 'vegetables,' present at under 2%. Token amount.
- CHILI PEPPER (safe) — The real food here; capsaicin plus trace vitamins A and C.
- Guar Gum (moderate) — Used as a firming agent or conditioner; not necessary.
- Spices (safe) — Real seasoning — the flavor comes from spices, not additive flavor systems.
- Xanthan Gum (moderate) — Industrial thickener.
- dried garlic (safe) — Real garlic, dehydrated for shelf life.
- Natural Flavors (safe) — Flavor compounds derived from natural sources.
- citric acid (safe) — Acidity and tartness adjuster.