Powerade Mountain Berry Blast — DUMP
Munch or Dump rates Powerade Mountain Berry Blast by Powerade DUMP — score 20/90.
HFCS water with a vitamin spritz and a blue dye job. The ION4 electrolytes are real but cheap; the actual payload is roughly 50g of sugar per bottle, colored by Blue 1 because there are no berries. Hydration marketing, soda formulation.
Why this verdict
- High fructose corn syrup is ingredient #2 — around 50g of sugar in a 28 oz bottle.
- Blue 1 artificial dye creates the 'Mountain Berry'; no berry appears anywhere in the list.
- SAIB (sucrose acetate isobutyrate) and calcium disodium EDTA are weighting and chelating agents — pure lab-formulation markers.
- B-vitamin fortification is a health halo sprayed onto sugar water; the 'energy' is the HFCS.
- HFCS + artificial color + modified food starch stacking is the textbook NOVA 4 DUMP pattern.
Ingredients (9)
- High Fructose Corn Syrup (concerning) — A cheap sweetener linked to obesity and metabolic issues.
- blue 1 (avoid) — Synthetic dye with no function except making candy look like fruit.
- Sucrose acetate isobutyrate (SAIB) (caution) — Weighting agent that keeps flavor oils emulsified — a beverage-lab additive.
- calcium disodium edta (moderate) — Chelating agent that locks up trace metals so color and flavor don't degrade. Safe at these doses; pure shelf-life chemistry.
- modified food starch (caution) — Industrially altered starch for sauce texture
- medium chain triglycerides (moderate) — Refined fat used as a flavor-oil carrier, not a nutrition play.
- Electrolyte salts (salt, magnesium chloride, calcium chloride, monopotassium phosphate) (safe) — The legitimate sports-drink minerals — real but commodity-grade.
- B vitamins (B3, B6, B12) (safe) — Synthetic but legitimate additions.
- Natural Flavors (moderate) — Undisclosed lab-blended flavoring.
Healthier alternatives
- Original Coconut Water by Zola
- Coconut Water by Wegmans Organic
- Hydration Drink Tropical Punch
- PURE COCONUT WATER