Solid Chocolate Rabbit — TREAT
Munch or Dump rates Solid Chocolate Rabbit by Long Grove Confectionery TREAT — score 43/90.
A solid chocolate bunny that is, refreshingly, just chocolate: sugar, milk, cocoa butter, chocolate liquor, milk fat, lecithin, vanilla. Seven ingredients you can pronounce, zero lab tricks. It's a brick of sugar and fat — but an honest one.
Why this verdict
- Seven-ingredient list, all recognisable milk chocolate components — no compound coating, no palm oil substitution
- Real chocolate liquor and cocoa butter carry the formula, unlike cheaper novelty bunnies
- Sugar is still the first ingredient — this is candy and eats like it
- Soy lecithin is the only additive, and it's a standard, benign emulsifier
- Indulgent but simple: the textbook definition of a TREAT, not an engineered product
Ingredients (7)
- Sugar (moderate) — Added for sweetness, can contribute to calorie content.
- whole milk (safe) — Minimally processed dairy: complete protein, calcium, B12. The catch is saturated fat — about 4.5g per cup at whole-fat level.
- Cocoa Butter (safe) — The natural fat of the cacao bean.
- CHOCOLATE LIQUOR (safe) — Real cocoa mass providing genuine chocolate flavor.
- anhydrous milk fat (moderate) — Concentrated dairy fat, calorie-dense saturated fat added for smoothness.
- SOY LECITHIN EMULSIFIER (moderate) — Emulsifier that keeps the oil and solids from separating. Common and low-risk, but a sign of engineering.
- vanilla (safe) — Standard chocolate flavoring.