Spartan Est. 1953 Vanilla Ice Cream — ENGINEERED
Munch or Dump rates Spartan Est. 1953 Vanilla Ice Cream by Spartan Est. 1953 ENGINEERED — score 30/90.
Store-brand ice cream built to mimic premium on the cheap: three different corn-and-cane sweeteners plus a six-ingredient stack of gums, emulsifiers and polysorbate 80, finished with artificial flavor and color.
Why this verdict
- Three separate sweeteners stacked: corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, and sugar
- Six gums/emulsifiers including polysorbate 80, carrageenan and cellulose gum doing the work real cream should
- Artificial flavor and annatto color stand in for actual vanilla
- NOVA 4 ultra-processed; built to imitate premium ice cream at budget cost
Ingredients (15)
- Milkfat and nonfat milk (safe) — Real dairy base of the ice cream.
- Corn Syrup (caution) — Added sugar baked into the crust.
- High Fructose Corn Syrup (caution) — The dominant sweetener and second ingredient; drives the sugar load.
- Sweetcream buttermilk (safe) — A dairy byproduct that adds some body and flavor; benign.
- Sugar (moderate) — Added for sweetness, can contribute to calorie content.
- Whey (safe) — Milk protein for body.
- Guar Gum (moderate) — Used as a firming agent or conditioner; not necessary.
- Mono- & diglycerides (caution) — Emulsifiers in the margarine; can carry trace trans fats that don't have to be declared.
- Xanthan Gum (moderate) — Industrial thickener.
- POLYSORBATE 80 (caution) — Synthetic emulsifier used to mimic creaminess cheaply.
- Cellulose Gum (moderate) — Thickener adding to the multi-gum stabilizer system.
- Carrageenan (moderate) — Seaweed-derived stabilizer; some people report digestive sensitivity.
- Natural flavor (moderate) — Undisclosed flavor blend; minor but not fully transparent.
- Artificial Flavor) (moderate) — Lab-made flavor doing the 'creme' work.
- Annatto extract color (safe) — Plant-based orange coloring.