Torti Surimi (Pasta Salad with Surimi) — DUMP
Munch or Dump rates Torti Surimi (Pasta Salad with Surimi) by Menu Fraîcheur DUMP — score 17/90.
A brand literally named 'Freshness Menu' selling a ~20-ingredient pasta salad with two phosphate stabilizers, a preservative, and caramel coloring. The star ingredient, surimi, is only 15% of the tub — and surimi is itself fish paste padded with starch, soy oil, and sugar. This is a deli counter costume on a factory product.
Why this verdict
- Roughly 20 ingredients — past the >18 threshold that marks an industrial formulation, not a salad
- Stacked industrial phosphate salts (E450 + E451) — cardiovascular/kidney concern at regular intake
- The headline 'surimi' is just 15% of the product, and is itself a composite of fish flesh, two starches, soy oil, and sugar
- Caramel coloring plus paprika extract paint the food; potassium sorbate (E202) preserves it; xanthan gum and modified potato starch texture it
- Two sweetener sources (sugar + glucose syrup) in something sold as a savory lunch salad
Ingredients (20)
- Cooked pasta (durum wheat semolina) (moderate) — Refined wheat is the bulk of the product; fast carbs with little fiber or nutrition.
- Water (safe) — Used as a basic ingredient in bread.
- Surimi (fish flesh, starch, modified starch, soy oil, sugar) (moderate) — Reconstituted minced fish paste padded with starches, oil and sugar; far from whole seafood.
- Stabilizers E450 / E451 (phosphates) (moderate) — Phosphate additives that bind water; high phosphate intake is a concern for kidney and heart health.
- rapeseed oil (safe) — A source of healthy fats and often used in cooking.
- Soy oil (in surimi) (moderate) — Refined seed oil high in omega-6; processed fat with little upside.
- red pepper (safe) — Whole spice for flavor.
- lemon juice from concentrate (safe) — Acidity and brightness from real lemon; harmless.
- Alcohol vinegar (safe) — Standard acidity and preservation, harmless.
- MODIFIED POTATO STARCH (moderate) — A second modified starch in the batter coating.
- Whisky / sherry vinegar (safe) — Trace flavoring; negligible.
- mustard (safe) — Real condiment sub-recipe (vinegar, mustard seed, turmeric, paprika). One of the cleaner lines on the label.
- Salt (moderate) — Used in moderation, might exceed necessary amount.
- Sugar / glucose syrup (moderate) — Added sweeteners appearing in both surimi and dressing; needless in a savory salad.
- egg yolk powder (safe) — Dried egg for richness/binding — a recognizable ingredient.
- Preservative E202 (potassium sorbate) (moderate) — Synthetic preservative to extend shelf life; generally recognized as safe but a marker of processed food.
- Xanthan Gum (moderate) — Industrial thickener.
- Caramel coloring (moderate) — Cosmetic color to fake a richer look; no reason in real food.
- Paprika extract (colorant) (safe) — Natural color used cosmetically; harmless but unnecessary.
- Dehydrated shallot / chives / pepper / beetroot powder (safe) — Dried seasonings for flavor and color; minor and benign.