Welch's Mixed Fruit Fruit Snacks, 0.9 oz pouches, 40-count — BULLSHIT
Munch or Dump rates Welch's Mixed Fruit Fruit Snacks, 0.9 oz pouches, 40-count by Welch's BULLSHIT — score 0/90.
The whole pitch is 'made with real fruit, first ingredient fruit, excellent source of vitamins' — but strip the marketing and this is gummy candy. Fruit puree leads, then immediately corn syrup and sugar, plus artificial Red 40 and Blue 1 and artificial flavors. The wholesome, vitamin-fortified halo directly contradicts what's actually a dyed, gelatin sugar candy.
Why this verdict
- Health-forward marketing ('real fruit', 'excellent source of Vitamins C & E') directly contradicts a candy ingredient list — the trigger for BULLSHIT
- Two added sweeteners (corn syrup + sugar) sit right behind the fruit puree; this is a sweetness system, not fruit
- Artificial dyes Red 40 and Blue 1 are used despite the natural, fruit-forward branding
- Added natural AND artificial flavors alongside 'real fruit' claims
- Fortification with vitamins C, E and A is candy dressed up as nutrition
Ingredients (8)
- Fruit puree (grape, peach, orange, strawberry, raspberry) (safe) — Real fruit and the first ingredient, but present in modest amount relative to the sugars.
- Corn Syrup (caution) — A second refined sweetener present in all four bars.
- Sugar (caution) — The sole sweetener; present in dessert quantities.
- Modified corn starch & modified tapioca starch (moderate) — Refined starches used for the gummy texture.
- Pork gelatin (moderate) — Animal gelling agent; makes the product non-vegetarian.
- Natural and Artificial Flavors (moderate) — Added flavor system layered on top of the 'real fruit' claim.
- Red 40 and Blue 1 (avoid) — Synthetic petroleum dyes used despite fruit-forward, natural branding.
- Ascorbic acid / tocopherol acetate / vitamin A palmitate (safe) — Added synthetic vitamins that power the 'excellent source' claim on what is candy.